The Lightbulb and I Theorem

This theorem came to me once again during my field trip to Emerald Dream. I ran across a certain memory that took place on New Year's Eve. I stayed over at a friend's house. We decided to play through the whole night, but we could not last against the sleepy eyes and fell dead on the couch. During middle of the night, my friend woke up and told me that I could sleep better on the longer couch in another room. He and his girlfriend were sleeping on the couch beside me. At that time, I was half unconscious and could not interpret the signal, so I decided to disregard the "suggestion" and kept sleeping. Until this morning, I suddenly realized what he attempted to signal me. Pretty Slow, eh? Anyways, I did a little recollection of the number of times that I "exhibit " as a 300 Watt light bulb; the result was rather staggering. Upon such alarming observation, I decide to formulate a function that describe how Shiny a light bulb can be.

B(I) = ∑ F(f,t)*k*I

B= Brightness, F(f,t) = Friend's date with frequency and time
k = Universal good guy constant, I = Mr/Miss Light Bulb Variable

Note: For those with western background, being a light bulb in a couple's date is the same thing as being the Third Wheel. Hopefully, I did not get the saying wrong.

Many of you may wonder why I put "k*I" inside the summation. From my numerous experiences in the last few years (Yes, I am an artisan Light bulb), I found out that one can improve the power and efficiency of the light bulb as the amount of dates intruded increases. For someone like myself, I can even be a light bulb when I sleep. This mastery of light bulb proficiency is rarely achieved.

If I were to seriously calculate my Brightness, I believe I posses the power equivalent to a Nuclear Powered Reactor .

What's Yours?

ps. just of the record, most of those light bulb appearances were unwillingly participated by me. I don't know how, but I always end up being the light bulb when my friends asked me out. I am the poor victim here!!

Further Insight into 1st Theorem

Yesterday, I showed my friend the launch of my new theorem. He was utterly confused with the concept and, at one point, he asked me to double check my math. =.=" I guess that being a graduate student in University of Taiwan requires a certain amount of inquisition at things unfamiliar to them. (or I think he just want to piss me off .... &#$^#$^#$%$#)

Anyways, Let's back to the main topic.

P = T*S(ƒ)²

Perspective, a point of view on a specific topic, is a function Time and Space.

Why Time? Why the specialized Space function?

Time changes how we look and feel at things in our lives. Things that used to bother me don't affect me as much anymore. Is it a type of a maturity? or just getting old and lacking energy to fight back? The passage of time changes our perspective like water drops on a rock. Each drop shapes and alters our mindset in a subtle way, but, surely in time, it will change us. Of course, there are instances where rock just split open all of the sudden. That's why we call those people EMO! or touched by the HANDS of God!! Either way, it's pretty crazy.

Space can be interpreted in two ways, physical space and space of heart. This function came to me when I notice the amount of broken hearts around me, all caused by Space. From my observation, even with a little space, people can change how they look at each other, especially lovers. This exponential growth rate seems to be a mortifying impact on our perspective, but I realize the existence of an unsettling factor that nullify the modulation. I call it, flexibility. Flexibility of the mind appears to solve the problems caused by space. If one of the lovers were willing to make the change or sacrifice for the other, the relationship could be saved. If my friend were willing move to another country for his girlfriend, or his girlfriend were willing to step down from her life dream and stayed, this heartbreak could be saved. Many things can be changed for a better tomorrow, if people were flexible. However, also the reason behind flexibility being an unsettling factor, staying flexible may not be all that wonderful; things could head to a worse direction if we don't stand firm on our belief. Only time will tell.

Life is complicated, isn't it?

Introduction to 1st theorem of Relative Wuthology

General Theories of Relative Wuthology is a collection of thoughts and experiments that I have gathered over the years of my unruly youth. Through countless attempts of trial and error at various obstacles in life, I have arrived at this proposition.

P = T*S(ƒ)²

Perspective varies as Time and Space fluctuate. This theory will attempt to describe the interaction between people and how variants in life change the way they perceive such connection. In a broader point of view, this theory also can be applied to many aspects of the world we live in. I hope, as time goes on, to discover new findings and to rectify my list of still incomplete General Theories of Relative Wuthology.

Will